THANK YOU so much for visiting each day and sending me those I-laughed-out-loud comments. I LOVE COMMENTS and hope you will continue to leave them. I've created a convenient link post today to the 100 bachelor stories starting with Bachelor #1. The last one is a funny way to describe the type of woman you’re interested in.
Over the weekend I posted my 100th bachelor on Dating Profile of the Day.Since June, 2006 this site has grown tremendously in readership and interest - thanks to YOU - my faithful readers.I would guess that the "future ex girlfriends apply here" one would be good.I have had pretty bad luck getting women to reply to any profile I have put up.Pickup lines won't get you anywhere with me Pickup lines won't get you anywhere here Frequent traveler seeks first class companion Bad boy seeks good girl Up for a challenge? please rememeber that I'm not just a sex object What do you have to offer? You want it, i got it Music Video Director Seeks Leading Lady I'm having the time of my life, wanna join me? What do you think about something along the lines of - Checking out my profile repeatedly will not get you into my pants...
Psychos need not apply Drama queens need not apply Not looking for short term Looking for future soccer mom Are you crazy? I'm really picky, but good luck No women who wear wigs, please! Hi, my name is Indiana Jones I'm really picky Where are all the quality women at? The adventure begins Sorry, but you'll have to do more than that to impress me Life in the fastlane Looking for more than just a pretty face I'm a better dancer then you are! Future ex-girlfriends apply here Beauty does not impress me Beauty is nice to look at, but does not impress me You're beautiful, but what else do you have to offer? Call it a little motivation for all those lurkers out there?
On most dating sites, there are thousands of men signed up. What happens if, out of nowhere, a bright purple cow stumbles into the field? When you leave the field, the purple cow will be the one you remember.
You need to take the Purple Cow approach to profile headlines.
I have made a list of my best online profile headlines for men. but will be happier when it's our life Hopeless romantic is a contradiction in terms Great cook wants to add some spice to your life Marathoner hopes to run into lifelong love with you Dating can be fun, and I can prove it! too high maintence for you Ask me about my vow of silence Party like a rockstar??
In the next post I've collected even more if you still need inspiration. If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something Oh my gawd! Hell no, Party like a standup Comedian, You'll have more stories to tell at the end of the night.
But you’ll probably notice when looking at profiles of other men, that’s a common type of headline.